I haven’t left the house today

…and this is what happened. My cat floating on a sausage shaped balloon.



Pizza confessions

Today was a very truthful and trying day, as I shared a very truthful and trying thing about myself with my co-workers. I have never ordered a pizza. Like, ever. I never called to tell the pizza masters that I want my pizza covered in anchovies and drowned in ranch, nor did I ever go on the computer machine to put in my pizza parameter preferences. Am I an intelligent adult? No, but you would think that ordering pizza would have been a life experience for me by now. Am I hopeless? Possibly. #pizzaorderingvirgin

On another pizza note, look at this pizza. LOOK AT IT AND MARVEL!

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